Two collaborative piano jokes

Number one

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Accompanist.
Accompanyist who?
DIE YOU @#$_& NAZI!!!!!

Number two

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Accompanist.
Accompanist who?
Nevermind.
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Later that day, in the collaborative piano FB group:

The disrespect some people have for our profession is mind-boggling. Can you believe I showed up AT THEIR DOOR and they still didn’t pay me!?

For those not in the know…

“Collaborative pianist” is the politically-correct replacement for “accompanist.” The only thing collaborative pianists hate more than being called “accompanists” is when people mispronounce “accompanist.”