How do you spell the internet?

I hate the internet. The Internet.

Do you capitalize that word? How about “webpage”, “web page”, “Web page”, “Web Page”? I have my preferences.

What I hate today is how my Internet connection isn't working right. It's a big hassle to fix this, and that's a long story.

Do we know who won the election yet?

I did a poll on Instagram and learned that Trump would beat Biden in a wrestling match. Not sure what that implies about the Presidential election, though. But at least I know who I'd want on my side in an actual fight.

I'm too upset to write a helpful email right now. So, this will have to do.

I hope you find it useful.

Pay attention.

I hope you find it useful.

See how easy it is to write emails?

(No, you don't see. You'd rather just get annoyed at me for spamming you with random thoughts. Good luck, loser.)