The Real Piano Lesson

Piano experts can’t understand my Für Elise tutorial because they’re closed-minded. You, however, haven’t yet been blinded by piano culture. You’re a blank slate and can be molded to my whim. Fortunately for you, I’m on your side.

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Read this part carefullyYou’ll also be added to my email list. I don’t run this like a normal newsletter, even if it sometimes looks like one. This is an experimental list (you can call it a “cult” if you’d like) where I send random emails on an irregular schedule. Sometimes the emails are for marketing purposes and sometimes they’re more of a meditation practice for me. The topics change rapidly. Pay close attention and don’t be afraid to engage.

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