No Problem

The Course That Will Turn You into a Meditator

I Want You to Be a Meditator, not just someone who thinks meditation "sounds cool"

This course eliminates the biggest obstacle that stops people from meditating: the nagging question of "am I doing this right?"

Imagine you're learning to do a handstand. You know if you're doing it right. You can post a photo of a handstand on Instagram, and everyone can see that yeah, you can do it.

Meditation is different.

When you try to meditate, I'm guessing that...

  • You can't stay present.
  • You're not sure if you're doing it right.
  • You're asking, “wait, why exactly am I doing this?🤔

Amanda

You Have to Practice the Right Way

When you first start meditating, you're worried you aren't disciplined enough, not talented enough, or unable to stay in the present moment. Or, you can't find a quiet room.

Next, someone tells you, "you need to accept things." 

So, you try accepting things.

But, that doesn't fix it. You still can't commit to a meditation practice. You're still not sure if you're doing it right.

This is normal when you're learning to meditate, and there's a simple reason:

Yes, you've tried to "accept" things, but you're not practicing radical acceptance.

It's not your fault. It's not obvious how to do this. Your mind will make it hard for you to see exactly what you're not accepting radically. 

To uncover it, you must practice the right way. Otherwise, it will seem like you're trying to accept things, but you'll get more and more frustrated until you quit.

I've Been Through This Myself

Hey,

My name's Michael

I’m a classical musician, and I started meditating to deal with depression and anxiety. Yeah, that tends to happen to classical musicians. Go figure.

When I started meditating, I couldn’t sit still for 5 minutes. Now, I can sit for 2 hours without moving a muscle.

(Hint: they told you that you needed to relax, but that's a lie. You need to accept your restlessness as it is. I'll show you how to do that.)

I want you to have a way of meditating that works for you.

Let's be clear: No Problem isn't for everyone.

The following people would be better served by a different meditation course:

  • New Age hippies who want something magical.
  • Skeptics who need to be convinced that meditation is worthwhile.
  • People who want to use meditation to block out negative emotions, rather than gain insight.
  • Total novices who have never tried meditating before, or who otherwise haven't yet felt the frustration of trying to control the mind.
  • People who expect meditation to cure their psychological disorders, and are unwilling to approach it as a serious practice with its own rewards.

I'm sure she's a perfectly nice individual. But, this probably isn't for her.

What's Included in No Problem

When you sign up for No Problem, you'll be granted access to a sequence of lessons that cover a variety of meditation techniques. 


You play them whenever and wherever you'd like: on a cushion, lying on your bed, sitting on a park bench, on the toilet, or wherever is comfortable for you.

Guided Meditations

These cover five different aspects of learning radical acceptance. Once you're done, your mind will have to work much harder to trick you.

Accompanying Video Lessons

I will explain the concepts before you try applying them. This will give you some footing before you go in, so you have an idea of what to expect.

Music Synchronized with the Meditations

I played the music on the piano while listening to my own voice, so what you're hearing is the product of my own meditation. In this way, I'm holding your hand through the process. Creepy.

Ready to Sign Up for No Problem?

What You Get:

  • Guided meditations.
  • Instructional videos.
  • BONUS meditation.
  • A special, hand-lettered certificate, upon successful completion of the final exam.
  • Everlasting peace and fulfillment*

* individual results may vary

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Money Back Guarantee

100% Money Back Guarantee

If, for any reason, you don't like this course, you can get a full refund anytime within 30 days after your purchase. Just get in touch with me and I'll give you a quick refund, no hassle.

testimonials

Here's What People Are Saying About My Meditations

I actually liked this more than I expected to. It was a good meditation for people who are slightly weirded out by meditation, if that makes sense. It didn't feel like I needed to have some kind of profound spiritual awakening. I just paid a little more attention to my body and my breathing than I normally do. And it didn't seem long at all. The time flew by.

David

I usually don't like guided meditations, because they're always trying to tell me what to do, or trying to tell me how to visualize something, which to me feels like even more distracting from myself. So, it was good because all the pressure's off, like just sit here and notice this. There's no way to do it wrong. With other ones that I've done, where there are visualizations, I get lost, like "oh no, I forgot to visualize the river, and now I'm in the grass still!" But, it's not like that with yours. You just are where you are.

Sarah

I did your guided meditation this morning. Thank you.

I woke up feeling unsettled this morning after a weekend of rioting in my smallish city while I was out of town, and me feeling like the world doesn’t make a lot of sense right now. It doesn’t have to. But sometimes, the chaos out there is interpreted as chaos internally and feels like it is part of our own identity. Your meditation was excellent for helping me just be and get grounded today.

Tabitha

Vacuous prattle. This cat plays people not piano. If you ever have to go on the road and play seven nights a week to earn a living for your family all this psychobabble will be a personal embarrassment.

One of my admirers on Instagram

(hey, I wouldn't be honest if I didn't post negative stuff too)

Just do it. Come on.

FAQ

Why do you say this is better than any of the other 500 meditation apps out there?

This isn't a meditation app. It's a short meditation course designed to help you work through some of the basic difficulties that beginners face. Namely, how to allow yourself to experience what you're experiencing, without immediately jumping to the conclusion that you're bad at meditation and that it's not for you.

OK, but what makes this unique?

What you will get nowhere else is the Michael Korman experience. That's what makes it unique. It's a special blend of irreverent humor and timeless wisdom. I wish I could be more specific.

How is this different from 10% Happier (Meditation for Fidgety Skeptics)?

Dan Harris (10% Happier) is an ABC news anchor. He knows how to appeal to the mainstream. I, however, have no clue how to appeal to the mainstream. So, if you want something that speaks to the masses, I'm not for you.

I have no interest in convincing skeptics. I'm not the guy who will quote neuroscience research to help assuage your doubts. I'm the guy who, on a whim, deleted HALF of his mailing list this week because he had a hunch they weren't fully on board with his style of communication. That's how allergic I am to being put in the role of having to convince anyone of anything. I'm only interested in helping people who want to learn.

What makes you think you can compete with Headspace?

Headspace seems to appeal to people who are all about "tackling goals" or who want to "nail a key presentation" (hey, those are direct quotes from their website). They use happy cartoons to entice customers. That might be right for some people. I'm not judging it.


I'm not competing with Headspace. I am about doom and gloom, not smiling cartoon characters. My premise is that life sucks, and rather than try to fix that, you should relax into it and try to have a sense of humor about it.

Sound good?

If so, click the button. You know you want to.

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