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  • Piano Chords Demystified

    Chords are the most useful skill you can have as a pianist. You’re not going to get this from normal classical piano instruction. Traditional classical piano teachers think in terms of notes, but playing from chords is all about rhythm. It’s DIFFERENT.

    It’s more useful than being able to read music. In high school, I had a singing teacher who accompanied her own students on piano. She didn’t read music. She COULD, but she didn’t because she was dyslexic and it took too much concentration. But, she was a master of chords so it didn’t matter. She called them “boom-chicks” and she could play anything. She’d mastered a few basic rhythm patterns and played all her students’ songs this way.

    To play a song from chord symbols, you’ve got to stop thinking about notes. It’s a different way of thinking. It’s about rhythm.

    This is what you’ll do:

    • Find a version of the song that has just the lyrics and the chord symbols, no notes.
    • Work out the rhythm between your two hands ahead of time.
    • Play the bassline with your left hand while you sing the melody.
    • Play the rhythm with both hands while singing.
    • Ignore all added notes, chords you don’t understand, and anything else that confuses you.

    You won’t master it right away, but that’s fine. Move on to another song quickly. It will take only a handful of songs in different keys and time signatures before you have a base level of skill that you can expand on. Then, you can add extra notes to make the accompaniment sound more sophisticated.

    YouTube playlist about chords

    1. How to play chords while singing a song (Swing Low, Sweet Chariot)
    2. How to know which order to play the notes of a chord in
    3. Play Guitar Chords on the Piano
    4. Strumming Pattern for Piano
    5. Piano chords are the SAME as guitar chords (Blowin’ in the Wind by Bob Dylan)
    6. Use this chord pattern to get a nice, rich sound for singing
    7. Use this chord pattern to accompany ballads
    8. Use CHORDS (rather than notes) to learn “Glimpse of Us” by Joji
    9. Why some music sounds happy and other music sounds sad

    How to know which order to play the notes in

    What makes the piano more confusing than the guitar is that on the piano, there’s more than one way to “voice” each chord. That means there are more options for choosing exactly which C, E, and G to play on the piano. It’s not like there’s a “standard” way of playing a C chord.

    Here’s the trick: First, choose a strumming pattern. Then, play your chords according to the strumming pattern.

    That means you have to look it up somewhere. When you’ve done this 5 million times, the notes of a C chord will jump out at you, but you’re not there yet. Save yourself the insanity and look it up.

    Start with my videos about piano strumming patterns. They’ll show you some chords. But, they won’t be all the chords you need for every song (let me know what’s missing and I’ll try to fill in the gaps).

    Guitar chords vs. piano chords

    Let’s say you currently play some songs on the guitar (maybe you’ve written them yourself) and you want to play them on the piano. I’m going to help you do it. Most of you guitar players know how to play chords. Some of you know the names of the chords, and some are playing by ear and feel (I’m impressed by that). Guitar is famous for being a “chord instrument.” Piano, on the other hand, is all about reading notes and playing scales and being a stuck-up bitch. Let’s shatter that notion. You can play chords on the piano just like on the guitar. Watch the video called “Play Guitar Chords on the Piano”, for example. Plug in your favorite chords and make your enemies tremble in fear.

    Strumming patterns

    Guitar players know all about strumming patterns. When you play a song, you sing the music while strumming the chords according to the strumming pattern. That’s how most people play the guitar. I bet you’d be surprised to know you can do the same exact thing on the piano.

    You don’t strum the piano, but there are “strumming” patterns for piano. Meaning: patterns you play the chords to, which will make them sound interesting (just like on guitar). Most people don’t think of piano this way because the culture of piano is all about reading notes. But, you can do chords just as on the guitar.

    Let’s say you’ve got a bunch of chords like C, Am, F, G. On the guitar, you’d play them one at a time, putting your left hand into the chord position and then strumming with your right hand.

    Here’s where piano is different:

    • On the piano, you use BOTH hands to play the chord. And, BOTH hands play the strumming pattern.
    • On the piano, the notes for the chord DEPEND on the strumming pattern. It’s not like on guitar where you just plant your hand in the “C chord position” and expect that to work for any old strumming pattern.

    Here’s what you should do: pick one strumming pattern and then play all the chords according to that pattern. In other words, choose the pattern FIRST.

    👇 Your first piano strumming pattern 👇

    1. Play a C in your left hand. Then, play C E G in your right hand 4 times.
    2. Play an A in your left hand. Then, play A C E in your right hand 4 times.
    3. Play an F in your left hand. Then, play F A C in your right hand 4 times.
    4. Play a G in your left hand. Then, play G B D in your right hand 4 times.

    Now you can play your guitar songs on the piano.

    Learn chords by SHAPE

    ❌ Music theory
    ✅ Shapes

    Now you can play anything.

  • What I Offer and Why

    I play piano.

    I need money so that’s why I teach piano. If you already-kinda-sorta play piano and you’d like to work together 1-1 (online), check out Piano Boot Camp. You might also be interested in the $5 Piano Lesson, my e-book Take Yourself Seriously, or The 2nd-Best Moonlight Sonata Tutorial EVER. Those things cost money, but I also have a free course called Learn Piano in 5 Days, which is a “lead magnet” (a trick to get you to sign up for my email list) masquerading as a course. Still useful, though.

    My way of playing piano is based on meditation, so why the hell not talk about meditation? If you want to get into meditation, I have an online, self-paced course called No Problem. I also offer two individual guided meditations: Meditation Lesson One and the Guided Anti-Lobster Meditation for Stress and Anxiety (for those who LOVE my voice). I have, at times, offered a meditation group on Zoom. It’ll probably come back someday.

    The same principles also apply to other skills I’ve learned, such as drawing and calligraphy and marketing, so that’s why I talk about those. If you want to get into drawing, check out Just Draw It. If you’re a writer (I’ll let you define that term), I have a prerecorded workshop called Getting Unstuck on Writing.

    If you meditate while moving your body, it’s called “yoga”, so that’s why I talk about that. Nothing for sale here, but I have a yoga video. It’s a demonstration of KormanYoga, the school of yoga I founded and authorized myself as the sole teacher of.

    Meditation also makes you question who “you” are, so that’s why I talk about psychological concepts like boundaries. Check out the prerecorded workshops Anti-Perfectionism for Creators and Understanding Your Deeper Layers. If you feel guilty all the time, I have a lesson called Guilt Quest. I forget what it’s about, but it’s gotta be good. If you’re a musician, not-you is why I made No Musician Here.

    I have a podcast, a YouTube channel, a blog, an Instagram account, and a TikTok account. Instagram is the best place to reach me.

    If you want to schedule a single coaching session with me, that’s a thing. It’s called an Exploration Session.

    Oh, and if you trust me enough to give me money without any clue what you’ll get in return, check out the Big Surprise.

  • Michael’s Guide to Moonlight Sonata

    Before you tackle this Beethoven classic, watch my Moonlight Sonata playlist on YouTube (it should also appear below). It has tips from the beginner to advanced levels. The temple is older than your fear…

    Videos in the playlist:

    1. The simple pattern that makes it SOUND like Moonlight Sonata
    2. There’s a reason they call it the BASS (Moonlight Sonata)
    3. Moonlight Sonata: left hand (bass) by number
    4. Make People Feel Sad and Lonely (Moonlight Sonata, the REAL melody)
    5. Moonlight Sonata in 60 Seconds
    6. Moonlight Sonata Tutorial (40-second version)…a Beethoven Classic to make them want more 🎹🌛
    7. How to play Moonlight Sonata like a professional
    8. The most important chords in Moonlight Sonata
    9. The secret to Moonlight Sonata is TENSION
    10. The ONLY right way to play Moonlight Sonata (demonstration of doing one thing at a time)
    11. It’s OK to play Beethoven wrong. Do whatever WORKS.
    12. THINK SLOWLY to play the fast movement of Moonlight Sonata
    13. Experience the Power 🧙‍♂️🎶 of Harry Potter’s Moonlight Sonata
    14. Moonlight Sonata as a secret weapon in the fight against Internet cruelty
    15. Moonlight Sonata belongs to everyone. Use it for your own purposes and make an impact.

    For a guided tour of Moonlight Sonata…

    …check out The 2nd-BEST Moonlight Sonata Tutorial EVER (it costs money).

    The temple doesn’t care about your feelings.

  • How to Jazz

    I made a YouTube playlist called “How to Jazz”.

    It contains everything you NEED to know about playing jazz, from this non-jazz expert. Music is music. It’s all the same anyway.

    Watch playlist on YouTube

    Videos:

    • jazz is a WASTE of time (AMA “do u like jazz?”)
    • How to play jazz piano for beginners
    • As a master’s degree holder, I hereby qualify YOU to play jazz piano (reply to a comment on my AMA)
    • How to know what to play when you improvise
    • The five steps to playing jazz like a master

    Have fun.

  • How to play piano with both hands

    The secret to playing piano with both hands is to stop trying to do two things simultaneously. Just do one thing at a time and you’ll be fine.

    If you want to get good at this, I made a YouTube playlist (“Both Hands”) on the topic.

    To venture deeper into my cult, check out the Basic Hand Coordination Exercise.

    Videos in the playlist:

    1. How to rub your stomach and pat your head at the same time (master’s level piano secrets)
    2. Homework problem for playing with both hands at the same time
    3. FIX YOUR THINKING: Both hands ALWAYS do the same rhythm
    4. There’s no such thing as a “polyrhythm” (addressing an objection in the comments)
    5. How to Play River Flows in You with BOTH Hands
    6. How to play with both hands on piano (homework problem for River Flows in You)
    7. The ONLY right way to play Moonlight Sonata (demonstration of doing one thing at a time)
    8. Use a METRONOME to play piano with both hands at the same time (Bach)
    9. Don’t Believe the Hype: Golden Hour is Totally Doable, Even with Two Hands!
    10. How to Play Golden Hour like an EXPERT (hint: see the bigger picture)
    11. Prelude in C is easy when you play ONE CHORD AT A TIME
    12. Why You Sound Like a Beginner (it’s because you’re trying to do too many things at once)
    13. The ONLY right way to play Clair de Lune (demonstration of doing one thing at a time)
    14. I’m a master of Clair de Lune. It’s lonely at the top 😢 (use boundaries to do ONE THING AT A TIME)
    15. Even FUGUES are easy when you do one thing at a time
  • Piano by Number

    Learn songs by pressing one key at a time. Courtesy of me, a roll of masking tape, and a Sharpie marker.

    View the playlist on YouTube

    List of Songs

    (last updated: January 12, 2024)

    1. Eminem – The Real Slim Shady
    2. Phil Collins – Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now)
    3. Vanessa Carlton – A Thousand Miles
    4. Interstellar Main Theme – Hans Zimmer
    5. Für Elise – Beethoven
    6. The Entertainer – Scott Joplin
    7. Crazy Frog – Axel F
    8. Dr. Dre – Still D.R.E.
    9. The Addams Family Theme
    10. Skyrim – Dragonborn Theme
    11. Pachelbel – Canon in D
    12. Legend of Zelda
    13. Theme from Jaws
    14. Pachelbel Canon (left hand)
    15. The Kid LAROI, Justin Bieber – STAY
    16. Aphex Twin – Avril 14th
    17. Harry Styles – As It Was
    18. Led Zeppelin – Stairway to Heaven
    19. Pink Panther Theme
    20. Stand By Me – Ben E. King
    21. John Legend – All of Me
    22. Never Gonna Give You Up – Rick Astley
    23. Bill Withers – Lean on Me
    24. Eminem – Without Me
    25. Aphex Twin – Avril 14th
    26. Eminem – Without Me
    27. Led Zeppelin – Stairway to Heaven
    28. If she’s an Eminem fan, this should impress her. (The Real Slim Shady)
    29. Meet Girls by Teaching Piano (Für Elise – Beethoven)
    30. If she’s a Dr Dre fan, she’ll be impressed. (Still D.R.E.)
    31. Vanessa Carlton – A Thousand Miles
    32. Bach Prelude
    33. Lynyrd Skynyrd – Free Bird
    34. River Flows In You (1/45)
    35. River Flows in you, part 4/45
    36. The Addams Family
    37. Für Elise For Piano Newbies
    38. Metronomes Are Your Best Friend (but I’m your worst nightmare) – River Flows in You, part 5/45
    39. I’m Good (Blue)
    40. Start Learning Piano by Playing Für Elise
    41. How to Play Avril 14th by Aphex Twin (super-easy tutorial)
    42. Rush E is EASY (what’s the big deal anyway???)
    43. As It Was – Harry Styles
    44. Unholy – Sam Smith
    45. Ylang Ylang – FKJ
    46. + Easy piano song to learn**! + (Industry Baby – Lil Nas X)
    47. Great Balls of Fire – RIP Jerry Lee Lewis (1935-2022)
    48. Can You Play This 3 Times in a Row, PERFECTLY? (I Ain’t Worried – OneRepublic, Top Gun: Maverick)
    49. This Song is Literally Only TWO Notes (Still D.R.E.)
    50. Rush E is SO EASY I only need ONE finger!
    51. Anyone who can count to THREE can play this song (Theme from “Up”)
    52. See You Again
    53. The EASIEST Piano Song (Moonlight Sonata by Beethoven)
    54. RIP Coolio — Do I sound like a gangsta??? (Gangsta’s Paradise)
    55. I heard you like symbols so I made you a tutorial with symbols (A Thousand Miles, Vanessa Carlton)
    56. Unholy by Sam Smith – super easy for piano. You could literally play this in 1 minute 🎹
    57. The One True Way to Play Still D.R.E. 🌑🎹
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