Category: Email Archives

  • I hope you are fascinated by this email

    Do you find me entertaining? I certainly do. (btw, if you don't find me entertaining, the unsubscribe link is down there 👇 somewhere) So, I'll assume you do. It will be easier for me, that way. The alternative is to assume you don't. That's what I tend to do. It's probably what you do, too, when you…

  • Social media detox? No thanks.

    You don't need to detox from social media. Social media is here to stay. Get used to it. Instead, you can find a way to live with it. Enjoy it. Make peace with it. You know you want to. That's why you're so addicted to it. You want it. Don't pretend otherwise. Take ownership of…

  • My Sunday morning workout routine

    Every Sunday morning, I play the organ at a church. Since March, it's been weird. At first, we were meeting on Zoom. Now, we're meeting in person. Not sure which I like better. I don't like wearing a mask (Calm down…I've been wearing it around other people. Still don't like it.) I don't like following…

  • Canada is the best 🍁

    It has come to my attention that in Canada, they love ketchup even more than in the US. I want to make it clear that I am not a friend of ketchup. I'll eat it once in a while, under very special circumstances, but that's rare. I've also learned that Canadians put it on grilled…

  • You can help me stop obsessing

    Hey, if you weren’t aware, I have a meditation course. It’s called No Problem, and it’s awesome. If you really cared about me, you would buy it. If you haven’t bought it yet, I’m curious to know why. Reply to this email and let me know. I’m literally spending hours and hours trying to figure out…

  • Why I’m leaving 90 Instagram comments per day

    I've been leaving tons of comments on Instagram lately. It's so much work. (By “tons”, I mean 90, every day. THAT'S A LOT. Yeah, I know.) “Michael, what on Earth would possess you to leave 90 comments on Instagram every day?” Answer: The fact that it's hard. (By the way, I haven't yet gotten up to 90.…

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