I hope you are fascinated by this email

Do you find me entertaining?

I certainly do.

(btw, if you don't find me entertaining, the unsubscribe link is down there 👇 somewhere)

So, I'll assume you do. It will be easier for me, that way.

The alternative is to assume you don't. That's what I tend to do.

It's probably what you do, too, when you communicate with people. That's my best guess, having observed lots of people communicating. Most of them do not think they are very entertaining, and it shows.

Then, someone like Donald Trump comes along, and people HATE him, because he knows how entertaining he is.

Now, I'm going to segue into talking about meditation, because I want you to buy my meditation course. Why do I want that? Because it's what I'm selling. Why am I selling it? Because some people said they wanted it. Why aren't I selling something other people want? I don't know, maybe I am. But, probably not.

Hope you find this entertaining.

My guess is that you find it only mildly entertaining, rather than COMPLETELY FASCINATING.

That's because you are so incredibly disconnected from your reality.

I'm just writing to a computer screen. I'm in a room by myself.

Is it really any wonder that I sound this way?

(Come on Michael, spell it out. No one understands a word you're saying.)

OK, let me spell it out for you. Click on this link, then click “Buy Now”, and pay me money:


If that's not clear, let me know. But, I'm not sure how I can be more explicit.


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